the genius of Wal-Marketing

thanks b.flash, as ever

auguri for the most stately Leo in my life

(not mom hiding behind a cloud of sheesha smoke)

not naming any names

but yes, this is a long-overdue shout out to my *ahem* beloved crowbar. i tried to call her paris but she wasn't having any of it - paris is apparently not attractive enough.

*with express permission from the talented artist herself. 14 is at galleryoftheabsurd.com. thanks again.

remembering africa

`today we saw a midget and it was yea high...'

freni e frizioni with the kids, catching up on alopecia, separation anxiety and jonbenet ramsey

`it's not goodbye, it's see ya later'

rachel's last night in the Eternal City, moving on to bigger, better and less furnished things.
you're already sorely missed.

like mother, like daughter, partIX

maude and her pheromones make friends on the corso.

if you really love me, darling, send an MMS

courtesy of Ganz, reporting from London. Boggle awaits

take it all off

watering thy neighbors' plants

i hope you'll gonna have a baby, too, steve and bruni. this is the note from your cleaner awaiting your return from holidays.

stop the presses!

ok kids, not only is the new homoerotic priests calendar out, but check out how familiar Padre Settembre is...

happy buttday miiiiichael!

and finally a shot of the gimpy wrist. here's hoping the bandages come off soon.

since we're on the subject

i confess that i viciously elbowed the 75 year old hag next to me when she tried to encroach upon our (already stolen) seats. i hope she paid the full EU100 for her ticket

time goes by...so slowly...

...when you're at the most overproduced show in the world. and no, she didn't get pelted when she crucified herself

boa boy. everyone's favorite concert neighbor

this little fairy nearly fainted during Erotica

what else could cause 70,000 family members to shriek in unison?

i give up, but madonna's stage entrance broke 3 wine glasses back at my house

and then the circus came to town...

getting ready for the madge show

orange garden view

inigo disses the `square of spain' for where la loren and mastroianni `lived'

madonna shuts down via condotti

frankfurt airport graffiti. wasn't me

`you're the nicest americans i've ever met'

said the annoying dutchwoman to the swiss miss and the brit

luv in an elevator

photo credit: s.on's 'round the world in 6 days catalogue

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